me: i have depression
person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga
HAVE U TRIED KEEPING A JOURNAL.
Chris Evans in the studio for his directorial debut Before We Go.
'Its so much sexier when women aren't photoshopped and airbrushed' yeah, who gives a shit? You're still basing the value of women on how arousing you find their appearance so don't pat yourself on the back just yet mate.
Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x
"bi ppl callin themselves gay *annoyed reaction image*"
holy shit shut up your sexuality is ‘homosexual’ and gay is a colloquialism for anything not straight, which is the colloquialism for ‘heterosexual’. i have to hear about ‘gay rights’ and ‘gay marriage’ all fukin day ignoring everyone else if youre gonna force the term there youre gonna live with other lgbt ppl (the gay commuinity) callin themselves ‘gay’
I remember when I first found out the truth about “Somali pirates” I got chills because of how horrific the truth was and how insanely creepily well the media had twisted the situation. Every single fucking article making it seem like these “pirates” were just after money or something holding innocent people hostage and I never gave it a second thought, why would I? There was no indication that people were trying to legitimately fight off disgusting imperialism that left nuclear waste in their waters, that over 300 people have died from radiation sickness, that Europeans have been stealing Somalia’s seafood because they overfished their own waters and the indigenous fisherman are starving and so these “pirates” emerged to deal with those stealing their country’s natural resources. The truth is enough to make anyone sick to their stomachs.
This is a great article about the truth about Somali pirates, in case anyone wants a source.
Thank you so much, John Oliver.