Junot Diaz (via holzers)
HAHAHAHAHA *sobs quietly*
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
Holy Jesus that was adorable
I love in the end when he just goes “I’m leaving” -starts to leave then the little quietly says “I love you”. awwwww
i have never been cheered up in less than a minute before now.
the original troll
The searing pain of my cynicism being burned away
My childhood in a nutshell
that little girl has phenomenal comic timing. her deadpan needs work but we all gotta start somewhere. I hope she’s working as a comedian somewhere and if she ever gets nervous about the crowd she just thinks to herself “cookie monster” and then goes out there and kills it.
…it never occurred to me before how strongly the Homestar vs. Little Girl puppet shorts were influenced by Sesame Street.
Guys, I think I finally grew a heart.
……not a corporation-sponsored street closing where people buy Absolut and impose Doryphoros-like standards of muscularity on everyone.
and the riot was started by gender-transgressing poor folks of color (many were sex workers too).. not rich white boys appropriating the language/bodies of femmes of color while spending half their day on their smartphones (checking Grindr)
1. Remote Futures (2012)
2. Dolorosa (2013)
3. Split the Lark (2013)
4. Shadow from the Flowering (2007)
5. Umbria from the Flowering (2007)
6. Apocalyptic Study No. 1 (2006)
7. Tree of Sorrows (2013)
god i hate this man so much
MARY FUCKING SHELLEY. ’oh, i’m a nineteen year old female in a world where females are basically valued only as mothers, grieving over the loss of my child, disowned by my father, in dire financial straights, stuck in a country that’s not my own, ignored and cheated on by my husband, and belittled by my husband’s friends? how am i going to deal with this? WHY DON’T I COMPLETELY CHANGE THE RULES OF LITERATURE, MOTHERFUCKERS? AND WHILE I’M AT IT, I’LL SIMULTANEOUSLY INVENT AN ENTIRE NEW GENRE, AND WRITE THE FIRST NON-RELIGIOUS CREATION MYTH.’